With all the things that could go WRONG, it was just not worth the risk. So today I planned to break the news to Chloe and Zoey that I’ve decided NOT to have a birthday party. I was covered from head to toe in so much frosting, I felt like a HUMAN cupcake ! I’m STILL freaked out about my nightmare, and it keeps replaying in my head like a bad movie. Sorry! But if I dramatically dashed out of the royal ball at midnight in a glamorous, enchanted gown and lost my beautiful glass slipper, I’d step right in a pile of DOG POOP! Hey, I’d LOVE to be the pretty and popular PARTY PRINCESS. That scary dream has me worried that if even the TINIEST thing goes wrong, my birthday could turn into a complete DISASTER. Unfortunately, Chloe and Zoey are going to be SUPERdisappointed when I break the bad news that I’ve changed my mind. They’re so excited about it that they’re coming over tomorrow to help me plan everything. I’m VERY serious! They practically scare the SNOT out of me.Īnyway, my birthday is on Saturday, June 28, and my BFFs, Chloe and Zoey, are BEGGING me to throw a big birthday party. Just SCREAMING CLOWNS with their BUTTS on FIRE!
To this day, I have an extreme FEAR of clowns. But I was SO upset, I couldn’t eat any of my birthday cake. Then he quickly put it out by SITTING in a huge bowl of fruit punch!…Īll the kids laughed and cheered because they thought it was all part of his very funny clown act. Until he was lighting the candles on my birthday cake and somehow accidentally set the seat of his baggy clown pants on fire.Īt first Dad panicked and ran around the room shouting, FIRE! FIRE! I had invited my ENTIRE kindergarten class to my party, and my dad dressed up as a clown. I think I first contracted this illness on my fifth birthday. It’s an irrational fear of birthday party disasters.
I’m obviously suffering from a very serious and debilitating medical condition called CBPP, or CRUDDY BIRTHDAY PARTY PHOBIA. OMG! That dream felt SO real! I woke up FRANTIC in a cold sweat.Īnd now just the thought of having a party is totally FREAKING ME OUT. My wonderful birthday party had turned into a complete CATASTROPHE! It was AWFUL! Thank goodness the entire thing was just a… The BAD NEWS is that I was totally WRONG about the GOOD NEWS !… The GOOD NEWS is that not even my mortal FRENEMY, MacKenzie Hollister, can RUIN the most AMAZING day of my entire life ! OUCH!! That hurt! (I just pinched myself!) Just imagine a FABULOUS and FUN bash at the Westchester Country Club with a band, DJ, all-you-can-eat pizza, ice-cream sundae bar, two hundred of my closest friends, my loyal BFFs, my adorkable CRUSH, and a humongous birthday cake.Įverything is SO unbelievably PERFECT, I need to pinch myself to make sure I’m not dreaming. I hope your birthday is as special as you are ! WEDNESDAY, JUNE 4 OMG! MY BIRTHDAY PARTY IS BEYOND AWESOME! SQUEEEE ! (NO SNOOPING ALLOWED!!! ) Dork Diaries: Birthday Drama, by Rachel Renée Russell with Nikki Russell and Erin Russell.
Dork Diaries: Birthday Drama, by Rachel Renée Russell. It's going to be perfect! Squeee! But then a new boy turns up at school and shows an interest in Nikki and things become confusing super-quickly! The last thing Nikki wants to do is hurt Brandon. Nikki thinks she has her summer all figured out, with lots of fun plans to hang out with her friends and her crush, Brandon.
12 DORK DIARIES SERIES
Welcome to Nikki Maxwell's aDORKable world in the twelth book in the mega-selling Dork Diaries series - now with over 45 million copies in print worldwide! Nikki and her BFFs are all counting down to the end of the school year. With a HUGE global fanbase, Dork Diaries is the perfect series for fans of Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Tom Gates and Jacqueline Wilson. Independent Bookshop Editions and Autographed Books
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